Schoolkids raise money to buy underpants for celebrities
By Rock Squarejaw
Hollywood Reporter
DECATUR, Ga. -- Local schoolchildren here are raising money to buy underpants for Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, both of whom have been photographed in public sans panties recently.
"Our teacher said we should do a class project to help the less fortunate," said Jenny Wingate, age 8. "These girls are so bad off they can't buy any underwear! They must be super poor!"
Tanya LaJoie, 7, said her family was so poor they had to skip Thanksgiving and were having a "Christmas under the big blanket" to save money on heat. "But my momma always makes sure I gots underwear!"
So far the children have raised $65 through a bake sale and raffle. They plan to buy the panties at Sam's Club "because the girls obviously need a lot of panties."
The students said their next project would be to "buy Paris Hilton a sense of shame."
This was an awesome story.
Posted by: BelchSpeak | December 08, 2006 at 12:01 PM
Maybe the kids could have their moms bake cookies and have a bake sale to raise money for a tutor for poor Lindsay.It would be swell if she could get her GED.....For the 8TH. Grade.
Posted by: JMcD | December 09, 2006 at 11:50 AM
The mystery is, they can obviously afford razors, why can't they afford panties?
Posted by: spacemonkey | December 11, 2006 at 02:58 PM
spacemonkey...I wondered that too,but then I thought that "baldness" was the result of the constant abrasion.
Posted by: JMcD | December 12, 2006 at 12:11 PM
I saw the pictures...with black out of course.
Those are die of shame moments when all of America can see your Va-JJ. Unless you are Sharon Stone.
Hi..going comando in a skirt is wrong in so many ways.
Posted by: Circe | December 16, 2006 at 10:30 AM
I saw the pictures...with black out of course.
Those are die of shame moments when all of America can see your Va-JJ. Unless you are Sharon Stone.
Hi..going comando in a skirt is wrong in so many ways.
Posted by: Circe | December 16, 2006 at 10:31 AM