By Fifi Salete
Fashion Reporter
ANAHEIM, Calif. -- Local tramp Amber Waves plans to dress as a lawyer for Halloween this year.
"Everyone's dressed as a slut," said the 21-year-old full-time community college student and part-time stripper. "I'll have to go as a respectable professional just to get noticed!"
Waves said she had intended to go as a sexy referee. "I have this hot little number that I wear for stripping. It shows everything, and I mean everything," she said. "But yesterday I was out at the mall with my girlfriends and it was right there on the rack between Little Red Riding Hood and Sinderella. So I've decided to go as a lawyer. As the only on with any clothes on, I'm sure to get some attention."
The proliferation of sexual costumes has angered area prostitutes, many of whom said they were taking tonight off.
"Look at all dem hos!" said Rhonda Naples. "How the hell's I supposed to work when every woman on the street's dressed like a hooker? Hey! Tinkerbell! Get the hell off the streets! Us real hos gotta eat!"
Local male chauvinist Pierre Loutrec, however, was having a grand time.
"It is like I died and went to a Playboy party!" the 53-year-old voyeur, described by neighbors as "creepy" and "lecherous" said. "Normally, none of these women would let me see so much as a neckline or an ankle, they're so creeped out by me. But tonight even the former coworker who slapped me with a restraining order is letting me see her butt cheeks! Wooohooo!"
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